That’s My Cake… Bitch!

Posted: 5 November, 2011 in Rants
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Shuffle Says “Call Me Call Me”  Yoko Kanno Cowboy Bebop 

 

“Have Your Cake and Eat it Too”

I’ve never understood that phrase. Because if you have your cake, why can’t you eat it? I mean, it’s right there! Right?

Unless it’s not. And in that case you don’t have it. To have means to have possession to have control of. So unless there is something wrong with your mouth or gastrointestinal tract that prevents the ingestion or digestion (depending on your definition of eating, I suppose) of said cake, then if you have it you can eat it. If that’s not the case, then you don’t have it.

So I will have my cake, but I won’t eat it. Cause I don’t like cake…but I could… if I wanted to

So there

Bitch

 

Here’s Jesse Pinkman to Make my point

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