Dingos ate my BABY!!

Posted: 10 August, 2012 in Other
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So it actually happened, ladies, gentlemen, and other

The dingoes ate a baby

According to a recent redeye article, forensic scientists have confirmed that wild dingoes (which begs the question of ‘who the fuck is domesticating dingoes?’ and ‘can I have one?) are responsible for the death of at least one Australian infant.

Why is it that I’m laughing horrendously and carrying the article around in my back pocket to prove to my friends I’m not making up this shit? First the remains were from a 32-year-old case and second,

DINGOES ATE MY BABY!

Just another piece of evidence that God hates Australia

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