Mess Hall

Posted: 4 February, 2016 in Daily Droppings

Last night I dreamt Hawk, Ankh, and I were in a school cafeteria (though none of us went to school together). They were fighting about something completely unrelated when Hawk got really angry cause Ankh called his fried chicken strips chicken wings instead of chicken tenders.

—that’s besides the point, she says

But he is not satisfied. He pelts her with the chicken strips as hard as he can, knocking the purple glasses off her face.

—Get it right! he shouts

I stare at the chicken scattered on the floor.

—goddamnit guys, I sigh —I really wanted to eat those

Hawk dumps the remaining fries on Ankh’s head and leaves the basket overturned, then leaves.

This has been my Christmas.

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